Revenge of the Nerds

Being a bully is not as rewarding as it used to be.  There was a time when bullies were feared, envied, and usually well-paid.  But, as usual, the lawyers had to ruin it for everyone. Now, bullies are vilified, disrespected, and wholly misunderstood.  I came across a modern high school bully this week in my capacity as the school’s attorney.   Not the worst kid in the world but he knew how to bring tears.   My investigation turned to his Facebook page where he pronounced his opinion that two classmates were “fucking retards.”   It seems relatively mild compared to the high school bullies I knew when I was a kid. They drew blood and then stole your girlfriend.   Or worse.  In grammar school, a couple of kids tormented a cute little girl on the school bus until she had an asthma attack and had to be diverted to Englewood Hospital.   I will never forget that day – – mostly because my parents had to drive me to the girl’s house to apologize in person.  It all worked out – – today she is a succesful actress who appeared in Seinfeld, Friends, and dozens of other TV shows and movies.  I am sure if given the chance, she would thank me in person for shaping her life.  But I digress.

I met with the bully’ parents who conducted their own neutral, unbiased investigation and concluded that their beloved son had merely been joking around and was really a”sweet kid” who couldn’t hurt a fly – – unless the fly happened to be a fuckin retard and, although they didn’t come right out and say it, I suspect the parents would have abided such good-natured ribbing.

Here is my theory:  All bullies can be cured.   Few by their parents.  None by their teachers.   The more we beat them (or want to beat them), the deeper their affliction.  Of course, being nice  doesn’t work either and confronting parents will assuredly  lead to ugly reprisals and, let’s be honest, whose fault is it in the first place?

We need to create an environment where bullies are quickly isolated and deprived of their audience.  If Revenge of the Nerds taught us anything (and I think we can all agree it did), it is that bullies need affirmation to breathe. Cut off their supply and they should shrivel up.    When I was a kid, bullies operated in the dark and few had the courage to take them on.  The myth was self-perpetuating. Today, awareness is everywhere – – from anti-bullying legislation and zero-tolerance school policies, to a barrage of negative attention in the media.   7 of 10 children under the age of 18 report being bullied on-line or in person.  I suspect the other 3 are doing the bullying.  A generation of sensitivity and intolerance is brewing and modern kids are being inculcated into a culture of anti-bullying.  And, this is the best and only immunization against our socially-challenged predators.

And, yet,I still get called once a month from a school administrator looking for guidance in the face of the most recent episode.  Except, today the story almost always includes a footnote of resistance and compassion.   And, that, is the surest sign that the bullies are losing.

About aweisbrot

Ari is a prominent litigator in New York and New Jersey. He has been featured on CBS Radio’s Wall Street Journal Report, quoted in legal and non-legal periodicals, and has been recognized as a “SuperLawyer” in New Jersey and a "Top Ten Lawyer to Watch" in New York. Mr. Weisbrot is a true “client’s lawyer,” representing a diverse range of clients from among the largest retailers in the United States to smaller local businesses to religious and charitable organizations. Ari was appointed by Supreme Court of the State of New Jersey to a three-year term of service on the Committee on Character. The Committee determines the fitness to practice law of each candidate for admission to the Bar of the State. Mr. Weisbrot also continues to serve on the District Ethics Committee (IIB - Bergen County), which operates under the auspices of the New Jersey State Office of Attorney Ethics. Mr. Weisbrot has been awarded an 'AV' rating for his professionalism and the quality of his legal work from Martindale-Hubbell, the premier directory of legal professionals, and has been selected by his peers as a Super Lawyer. In addition, Mr. Weisbrot has written several articles on commercial litigation, which have been published in the New Jersey Law Journal and the Metropolitan Corporate Counsel. A Former New York City prosecutor, Mr. Weisbrot is a graduate of Fordham University School of Law, where he was a member of the Urban Law Journal and a featured columnist in the Law School newspaper
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1 Response to Revenge of the Nerds

  1. Jennifer G says:

    Well put sir.

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